Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Confessions Of A Mad Blonde



It's hump day and this blondie right here is about to lay the smackdown on hump day confessions with Kathy...because well...I haven't had a nap and I'm out of cupcakes...let's pray that I make it to Friday.


+ I confess that my former loan officer shouldn't be a loan officer. Why? He was careless enough to send over SOMEONE ELSE'S financial information social security, credit report and all. Oh and let's focus the word FORMER loan officer. What an idiot. Like I'm going to put my finances and mortgage into the hands of someone like that? Excuse me while I digitally kick you in the balls for being so incompetent.


+ I confess that I'm upset over one of my fav trainers leaving my gym and NOW I might have to face finding a new hangout since I'm mostly subjected to this hack "trainer" who doesn't know what the flip she's doing. Plus the class schedule on weekends is ridiculous and end at noon...seriously?


+ I broke down crying in the bathroom at work today because I just want to live in our new home with my husband and two furbabies and have infinite moneys to buy things with without having to slave away at work. #adultproblems


+ I confess that I haven't started my wedding thank you cards yet. Can there just be two of me? One that stays at home to do shit like this and the other to go to work each day?

+ I confess that I was too lazy to wash my hair Monday morning so I just didn't and slept in more because I'm just that worn out. #zerofucksgiven.


 + I confess that when I feel awful, my misery loves company so I attempted to show Josh this video. (He's still getting over the Disney owning Star Wars thing...)




+ I confess that while I hate it when celebrity news is trending and considered breaking news, I laughed hysterically when Ray J gave a check to Kim and Kanye for $47k representing four months of the profits from the sex tape that was made as a wedding gift. Never forget your roots, girl!


 + I confess that I at least look at my honeymoon photos three times a day and imagine that I was still there with the hubs. (That post about the honeymoon will be written I swear). Although no sex tape was made. Kim still has one over me.



What are you confessing to today? Anyone else having a particularly nightmarish week? In the words of Will Ferrel, "I'm in a glass case of emotion!!!!"






29 comments:

  1. awww boo. i hope your week gets better!

    it took me 2 months to get my wedding thank-yous out. i wanted to do it via ecards but apparently, that's tacky. sheesh.

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  2. Well shit, I want somebody to write me a check for $47K for something that "ruined" my life. I could plan a wedding and buy a car! The two things that are eating at me most right now.

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  3. I WISH a digital kick in the balls for incompetence actually hurt someone. I do it all the time.

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  4. gee i want a check for $47k! your honeymoon looks amazing and you need to show more photos please, jealous!
    thank you cards, blech. i took soooo long doing those.
    i always choose sleeping over washing my hair, so i pretty much never look cute anymore haha.

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  5. Wow how stupid was that LO hasnt he heard of identity theft UGH!
    Wow where was your honeymoon the beach looks beautiful!

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  6. I swear I love all of these! The loans officer guy should be fired! As for Kim K I laughed when I read that too and imagine that only represented his share of the profits. That tape is the gift that keeps on giving! Love the honeymoon pic... whered you guys go?

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  7. My loan officer is MIA a lot. I just want to close on this house and be done with him. Breakfast Club sums it up nicely, I think my heart has died lol.

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  8. don't worry about the thank-yous...we just got one last week from a wedding that happened in early October! take like a week to not worry about it, then get cracking in June ;)

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    1. Good plan! I'm doing a few each day starting this weekend so it's not too overwhelming! :D

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  9. where did you honeymoon - that's beautiful!

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  10. Everyone makes mistakes but my goodness, that loan officer made a huge one! Ray J appears to have not made a mistake with that tape- $$$$

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  11. Hope your week improves...you sound like you need cupcakes stat! I would have flipped the f**ck out if I got someone else's paperwork...not good. Your honeymoon looks amazing and relaxing.

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  12. man those adult problems are what i stress over all the time!!!! and i am not even married because i can't afford that

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  13. I'm confessing that my wedding day is actually the SAME DAY AS KIM AND KANYE :(
    Also, I'll be following along waiting to read about your honeymoon. I go on mine this Monday!

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  14. Hang in there! It's Hump Day! Did Ray J really do that? Lolz.

    ~Ashley @ A Cute Angle
    acutelifestyle.blogspot.com

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  15. LOL is that Ray J thing for real!! I LOVE it!! Best thing I've heard all day!!! I would look at those honeymoon photos all day and change my desktop background to be on shuffle. Do it! PS you have a new follower, thank god you commented on my blog today!

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  16. I want to go back to your honeymoon with you... that looks like heaven!! And yes, I don't want to work I want to get paid to blog and be all over social media all day while shopping for awesome stuff, redoing my house, cooking and drinking wine with the perfect man.Is that too much to ask???

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  17. #adultproblems are the WORSTTTTTT.
    At least you were in the bathroom. I tend to get teary when I get enraged, so people think I'm upset when really I'm just pissed off, which is frequently since I work with several idiots.

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  18. Ha I hadn't heard that about Kim K. but that is seriously hilarious haha...and adult problems are the worst, I never realized how good I had it in college until I left :(

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    1. UGH I would give anything for pre-student loan payment days lol. #adultproblems.

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  19. I could use a second me right now too! and you're honeymoon looks spectacular!!

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  20. vacay slacker....yep, that's me too. I cannot seem to pull it together and my vacay was mini and nowhere near as dreamy as your honeymoon!!! Just add more coffee...that's my plan.

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    1. Oh yes, triple espresso shot mornings ALL week hahaha.

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  21. Being an adult blows sometimes, right?!?!?!?!

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  22. Haha oh my! I love that Ray J did that!

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  23. girl sleeping in on Mondays always wins over washing my hair, no shame!

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  24. I would totally punch that loan officer. That is just highly unacceptable.

    I did not know Ray J did that but it is the best thing I've heard this week! Hilarious!

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  25. I just wish someone would pay me to travel the world and blog about. That isn't too much to ask!

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