Wednesday, June 4, 2014

It's Hump Day and I Must Confess....

It's hump day again! Woot, woot! That means confessions with Kathy and linking up with the lovely Fitness Blondie! Let's do this!



+ I confess that I'm one more week away from breaking up with my gym. I simply have zero drive to go anymore because my fav trainers either left or have classes during the day...while I'm wallowing away at work. Also, I've just about had it with the mommy mafia team that comes and blows up the dang place with their gossip shenanigans. WORKOUT PEOPLE! Leave the gossip for your child play dates or whatever.


+I confess that I judge people. A lot. But mainly when they make really poor life decisions. I.e. having kids they can't financially support, not watching said kids, and are really just downright disrespectful a-holes. No time for that. When these people are around, alcohol is the only answer. Fill 'er up!


+ I confess that I got REALLY sad when I found out that my XM Radio promo ended yesterday morning. Did you wonder where your car jam snap was? Yeah...I was mourning...


+ I confess that if you want me to exit the room, start talking about politics. They just suck as a whole no matter what side you're talking about. I've covered their shenanigans for too long and talking to politicians just make me want to throw up.


+ I confess that I online shop WAY too much. What can I say? It's a 24-hour gateway to fabulous things! My hubs thinks I have too many clothes...I just say I need a bigger closet. amiright?


+ I confess that I'm that person who will find you if you're the a-hole who leaves your poor furbaby in a hot car on a 90-degree day and bitch you out. Not even sorry. I kind of freak out.


+ I confess that if you call me honey and you're not my husband or mother...get ready to be shanked. Not allowed...especially at work. The maintenance guy has a bad habit that needs to be broken...my name is not baby or honey...however I'm not too sure I want him to know my real name...either way I freak the hell out every single time.


Is there something that someone calls you or does that just drives you bananas? Lemme hear it!






30 comments:

  1. Ugh I can't stand when people called me hun! There is no such thing as too many clothes, just bigger closets :)

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  2. i hate when people call me honey or hun, especially when its a guy. stop it.
    who leaves their kids or pets in cars anymore?! thats insane. they need to go to jail if they do that to a pet. i was left in the car as a kid and i turned out fine, but doing it to a dog is just mean.

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  3. I hate when people stand around talking at the gym! You are supposed to workout!! People who leave their dogs in cars with the windows up need to go to hell and prison!

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  4. Ugh you just described my gym! Gossip and fashion shows ... girl come to my gym for the dudes. I swear its annoying. Anyway I get irrationaly angry when I see a dog in a car. Leave them home if you're just going to keep them in a hot ass car!

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  5. The teeny bopper at the gas station calls me babe all the time and I want to smack her!

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  6. I loathe the people who go to the gym just to hang out and gossip. Get off my damn machine and take these shenanigans elsewhere! I am the same way with the furbabies in the hot car thing... people are such asshats!

    Also: and this needs to be in a separate paragraph setting. Anyone other than my father or fiance who calls me Honey or Sweetheart.. gets a really rude comeback.. usually with me calling them Sweetie, or Darlin'. I give that shit right back. I hate people that need to condescend and speak down to you. UGH!!!

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  7. ugh bitches at the gym drive me crazy; that's why i don't set foot in the gym and do all my shizz at home. i tried to workout once at my husband's gym and everyone there annoyed me; even him! when i workout, i'm in the zone. dont talk, don't talk to me and don't hog the equipment.

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  8. I confess I'm that person who calls nearly everyone "babe." I'm just like, "hey babe! It was great seeing you tonight!" "I think we'll need to get drinks and catch up soon babe!" My mom says it makes me sound like an airhead but it just spills out of my mouth before I can think about it!

    -Kate
    www.theflorkens.com

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    1. haha! I used to be overly bad about calling everyone cute little pet names. It all started when we were drinking... ya know, when everyone is in extra good moods? Then it carried over when I wasn't wasted. But I never did it at work or w/peeps I didn't know because I didn't want to give the wrong impression.

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  9. OH YES!! I looove online shopping!! Its become a problem really! And seriously, there's a time and place for politics.. such a turn off! Anndd I will freak the 'eff out if I see someone leaving they're pets in the car! What the eff is wrong with people?? Seriously!!

    Lisa,xo
    http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/

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  10. i gave up my xm radio subscription recently and it is sad..BUT once you stop using it they usually try and win you back with a super cheap deal if you watch out for it!

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  11. What is worse is when people are walking on the treadmill casually and chatting on the phone at the same time. Seriously?! Work out 7890-or don't even bother!!! I am also super judgmental about people having kids they can't afford (and then they whine about how broke they are later) and sitting kids in front of the TV to use it as a babysitter. Drives me nuts!

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  12. I call the cops on people who leave animals in the car in the heat.

    Your description of people who have kids they can't support, etc., is my sister-in-law to a tee. And yes, alcohol is required for me to be around her.

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  13. Online shopping is my cocaine - but shopping is a better option than the latter right? And bigger closets can be built! I also totally agree with the honey talk, or sweetie or any of that crap. I do not need a pet name from a stranger!

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  14. OMG when I used to answer the phones, mostly maintenance supers calling in about 50% of them would use one of those and it drove me crazy! Mama is even worse! Online shopping is such a hard habit to break, lol.

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  15. I judge people for those SAME reasons!
    Did you call XM? Usually after the promo they give you a REALLY good deal on it!
    SO WITH YOU ON POLITICS!

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  16. I pay $25 for 5-6 months of Sirius at a time. Even though I have to call 2x a year, it's totally worth the extra $$ that I save on doing a year subscription, and I always tell them that I'm only renewing if I can keep my current promo. It's worked for 2 years. Imagine that.

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  17. When our XM ended I got depressed! I am still slightly sad about it and its been 3 months. I love listening to the random stations, especially the blaring rap at stop lights.

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  18. I love the line from Sex in the City..."that's our hobby"!! Once in college I flipped out at some waiter who kept saying sweety/honey...he was our age...you can only get away with that when you are a 50 year old diner waitress and female :) I know someone who broke a car window over a dog...they did not ticket/arrest her either because she had called 911 first (though this should not be considered legal advice on the topic) :)

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  19. I used to feel bad about judging in that situation cuz I was judging but now I realize I am doing my duty! Who else is gonna stick up for the animals and babies if their owner/parent sux at life?!

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  20. I work in a law school and one of our security guards calls me munchkin and little one.... I am 29 years old and not all that tiny (5'3ish and definitely an average build!). He's an older man and I know he doesn't mean anything by it but dude... I'm at work!

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  21. I stand in front of my closet every day, saying, "I have nothing to wear," much to my husband's exasperation. And then I immediately go online shopping. There's a guy at work who calls all the women 'baby.' Nope, not your baby.

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  22. I hate when people don't use my full name!!! Like, hello, my name is "Lisa" not "Lis" ...drives me nuts!

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  23. Shopping.....sigh, online. It's just the best stress relief ever!!! How can I be expected to stop ;)

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  24. Bahahahahaha! Loving alll of these! I totally agree with judging people who make poor decisions! It drives me to drink! As you said, fill 'er up! :) And not having XM radio drives me to drink! But they always rip you off when they renew it! And that drives me to drink even more! Okay, now I sound like an alcoholic! :)

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  25. Love all the SATC gifs! I'm so thankful that I don't online shop very much - I'm too cheap to pay for shipping when I have all of the stores right here, haha! And YES to people calling you pet names. It's only acceptable coming from my husband. My MIL is the worst offender and it gets under my skin so bad!

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  26. oh my gosh, we were just talking today about people who don't watch their kids. We were at the pool and this chic left her baby sitting there and went to bathroom. hello, lady, water?!

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  27. haha, i have the same problem with online shopping, obviously. politics is one sure fire way to make me stop paying attention to what you're saying! i just have... no interest. the worst is at family gatherings when politics get brought up. so awkward.

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  28. I have a huge online shopping addiction. Also, when my XM promo ended I nearly had a come apart. #firstworlproblem
    And when people call me blondie or goldie locks. GTFO! absolutely not. not cute. not funny. not endearing. annoying.
    At my gym it's not the mommie gossipers - it's the men. They are godawful. They gossip more than anyone.

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