I have a case of I-give-zero-effss right now because this one right here is ready to pack up and head off with the hubs on a week-long vacation as of Saturday morning! WOOOOT. So let's dive into what my pre-vacation confessions are with Kathy!
+ I confess that the whole week before vacation is spent wondering what I need to pack, when in reality I don't actually pack until really late the night before we leave...oops.
+ I confess that while I have to work double time to make sure all of my work is done throughout the time I will be gone, I can't help but procrastinate and make several packing lists for snacks and clothes. Also, said snacks will most likely be bought and will be mostly eaten by the time we leave for vacation.
+ I confess that I worry about the bed I'll be sleeping in. I have a huge phobia sleeping in beds that aren't my own. Hotels, cabins, rentals etc...ugh who the hell knows who splooged where? Did someone die there? How many babies were made on this bed? Omg forget it, I'll sleep on the floor.
+ Every single year I fear that this year will be the one where I will be attacked by a bear. There have been several sitings at this cabin resort and this time I'll be shark weeking it...GREAT.
+ I have to double-check that I bring my own coffee since no one else in my hubby's fam drinks it...da fuck? Addicted. I need it every morning or else prepare to suffer the consequences.
+ I confess I stress about which book I want to read on vacation since I NEVER have this much time to get so much reading done in one week. I need to choose wisely. I'm convinced that I need to read Gone Girl since it's been on my shelf for months and I need to judge the movie that's coming out properly. This vacation is also my trashy TV cleanse.
+ I confess I need to spend extra time with my furbabies because I always feel guilty leaving them behind. They're relentless. They make me feel so bad with those big eyes and even SITTING in my suitcase...like, "hey Mom don't forget us this time." Waaaaa. I mean look at the guilt trip Luigi's putting on me already? Apollo is across the room sulking at my suitcase...
+ I confess that while I was buying all of the snacks for the road, I came across this sea salt caramel gelato....people...now I don't obsess over ice cream, gelato or whatever...BUT go to your local....RUN to your local Target and purchase this pint of heaven. It has fricken caramel truffles in it even for crying out loud!! BUY NOW. Oh and it's vegetarian and gluten free so that must mean it's healthy too. Bahahaha.
Overall, I really can't wait for this relaxing vacation. Now if my suitcase could just pack itself we'd be good to go...
What are your pre-vacation confessions??