Wednesday, February 11, 2015

50 Shades of Confessions....

This is my first confessions post with Melissa! WOOT! Let's get on this...

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* I confess that the hubs and I sang Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" (don't ask me why) before going to bed a few nights ago and started naming off the best 90's bands ever. I married the right man.


* I confess that my father-in-law admitted to reading 50 Shades of Grey while traveling on business and was getting hit on profusely. This seriously happened. I can't even right now. He went on to say that apparently some women like that kind of thing...to be dominated. I've never laughed so hard in my life. Oh and this conversation occurred at a family event.


* I confess that after realizing that Madonna's glutes looked better than mine I've added extra reps at the gym. Insert badass status here...because I want to look better than a 60-something....


* I confess that I was hating on Kanye all the live long night while the Grammys were on because it was obviously warranted. How dare he share the same stage with a worthy legend (Sir Paul McCartney) ON MY BIRTHDAY. *throwing major shade...you just can't take Kanye ANYWHERE. I like how Jay Z and Beyonce acted like the embarrassed parents while Kanye (the child) rushed the stage yet again to steal Beck's thunder.


* I confess that I had to tell my mother that, "no you shouldn't see 50 Shades of Grey with Dad because it's not the sweet and cute chick flick you think it is. It's a BDSM story Mom. Not a JLo film." For the love of God, DON'T.


*I confess that I'm milking this whole "I can't workout a lot because of my tattoo" thing for all it's worth. But really, I'm done rocking sag boob. adhesive bras just annoy the @#%$ out of  me.



* I confess that on National Pizza Day, the hubs and I got a pizza from Costco since they make them there apparently....and ummm I about died at how good they are....this is how huge it was too. I now hate myself.


Oh and to close my confessions, people really need to start getting more excited about things other than the 50 Shades of Grey premiere and how Kanye still sucks at life. Move along kids.

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15 comments:

  1. Kanye gives me a reason to laugh on at least a weekly basis. That guy is just crazy! I can't even believe him sometimes!

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  2. Ummmm... Costco pizza is so awesome. I love to get a whole one hot and fresh on my way out after shopping. Seriously all their food is so good. Next time you want to eat there or take food to go try the Chicken Bake... omg. Aso the hot dog and drink for $2.50 is a steal, that thing is huge. I can feed my whole fam for $10:)

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  3. As per your request, I have zero excitement for either of those things! Instead I'm excited for wanderlust in hawaii at the end of the month because here's my confession today "I am just so over winter'. That pizza looks pretty amazeballs, I wish I wasn't eating clean to get myself minimally beach ready in February. Loving this confession post!

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  4. Haha I love that Kanye/Jay Z/B gif... and oh my gosh, I do not know what I would do if Joey's dad admitted to reading that series. I would be in complete and utter shock!! Haha I just don't think it's possible... such great confessions. :) I had pizza on Sunday night too haha my mom gave us meatballs and sauce, all we had to do was make the pasta and I was like ummmmm nope. Pizza it is, we'll just have the meatballs tomorrow ;) On Sunday's I am the epitome of lazy :)

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  5. Yayyay You confessed and I still love the fact that Madonna's ass got you in the gym early Monday morning!!!

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  6. Too funny he was getting hit on for reading it. It is totally not a chick flick. I can't stand Kanye, why can't he go away already!

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  7. ARGH YES to all the things! The first time I saw anyone reading 50SOG it was during a flight and the Mom was in the aisle seat on our side, and across the aisle was her husband and teenage son and daughter. Anytime anyone would pass her, she'd bring her Kindle to her chest or close the cover like someone could see what she was reading. I didn't realize what it was at the time and later put the pieces together after reading snippets and catching names. How does society NOT realize that 50SOG is erotica and to make it into a movie makes it PORN? WTFFFFFF SOCIETY?? HOW?!?!

    Also, Costco pizza is amazing. I wish I had more of it in my life.

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  8. Your husband and father in law sound like the coolest kids at the party!

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  9. My husband and I area always talking about the best 90's music and playing songs for each other. I love it!

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  10. That is hilarious about your father-in-law! I read the 50 Shades books and was so unimpressed with the writing, ugh. I am not going to go see it in theaters. Also, Kanye... ugh.

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  11. Kanye is insane. I have no desire to watch 50 shades, but 90's music is awesome

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  12. I didn't watch the Grammy's but goodness I can't stand Kanye. I need to workout more & eat better. That pizza looks bomb though...I would've eaten at least half of it!

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  13. Yay for joining bloglovin', it's where everything's at! Also I love your tattoo. I just got a tattoo on my upper thigh and did not think through the fact that getting that during winter when I'm usually wearing pants was a TERRIBLE idea. Oh well! I definitely used the tattoo excuse for at least 3 weeks for not working out.

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  14. Bahahahahah at your father in law reading 50 Shades!

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  15. I can't stand Kanye anymore. And omg Costco is the shit! As for 50 shades, never read it, never watched it and don't plan to do either. Ever. Lol.

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