Monday, April 21, 2014

Bachelorettes & Blowjob Shots

Let me start off by saying I hope everyone had a fabulous Easter weekend! I spent all of Sunday surprising my liver with non-alcoholic beverages and trying not to fall over asleep into Easter egg baskets. As you all may know, I had my bachelorette party on Saturday. I hope you all enjoy the grainy phone pics. Let's start with the limo ride there and our arrival to the Palmer House.


 All epic things. We popped some champagne as we made our way to the hotel. I have two weeks left as a singleton and I was going to make sure everyone knew about it.


There were chocolate bunnies and eggs as an Easter decoration in the lobby...I was already thinking to myself how I would quite possibly gnaw off the ear of one of those bunnies in a drunken stupor.


We checked in, got to our rooms and started to dress for the occasion.


We wait for the elevator in style.


And take a ridic amount of selfies of course.


My sister went above and beyond to spoil me and I'm forever grateful. She's the best.


We started off with dinner at Lockwood and omg foodgasm. I had the beef filet and I couldn't even handle how amazing the food was.


Right when I thought dinner was heaven...apparently it was only the stairway to heaven because ummm...we ordered a "Chocolate Sphere" and THAT was just a sphere of heaven.


During dinner we came up with some goals to achieve during the night and two of them I know we achieved. I befriended a fellow bachelorette and her party and also had a random dude buy drinks. This fellow dude was in a polo shirt and was a part of a bachelor party. Who the hell wears a checkered polo to a club? Sigh. I didn't know which was worse. The checkered polo club or the Guidos with hair more stiff than my heels. One thing I do know is that my ladies helped me say goodbye to my single life one song and booty shake at a time.


I did so many blowjob shots I thought I was turning 21 again. It was fabulous. One of my leading ladies even won a hula hoop contest on stage like a boss and won a free shot. Yay for free shots! (My liver quivered just typing that out). The next morning I managed to get my ass out of bed and trying to convince myself that I didn't party it down in some sweaty gym locker room the night before. Showering was in order stat. Once we managed to get our bodies moving we loaded up on caffeine and threw ourselves into the limo. Seriously. The aftermath.


With how I managed to put myself together, you'd never know what kind of crazy shenanigans happened the night before...


Team Emily...two weeks...let's do this.


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19 comments:

  1. ha-ha you had me at the title! Sounds amazing - your morning after photo is priceless!

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  2. the title had me almost spit out my morning tea. hilarious - sounds like a blast, and made me (almost) feel 21 again.

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  3. OMG!! I can't even handle that many shots anymore. Matter of fact, I can really only handle ONE as long as I pace myself the rest of the night!! LOL.

    Sounds like you had an amazing bachelorette party :)

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    1. Hahahha as long as I'm not drinking tequila I can handle it (bad prior experience) lol. The party was definitely a success!! :D

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  4. I am so jealous of your weekend that I can't even handle it right now. I really can't.

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  5. This looks like THE BEST TIME! I am so jealous of your weekend!

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  6. Sounds like you had a great time with your friends!

    ~Ashley @ A Cute Angle
    acutelifestyle.blogspot.com

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  7. Woohoo... steak and blow jobs... sounds awesome!! That looks like a super fun bachelorette. The Palmer House is the only place I've ever stayed in Chicago... it's amazing!

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  8. that post pic in the limo is classic!

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  9. Sounds like you had a great weekend!!!! Dare I ask what a blowjob shot is? I have not heard of such things!

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  10. Glad you had an amazing bachelorette party!! That steak looks delicious and that chocolate... OMG! I can't even imagine the pictures you didn't post ;) Hope you aren't too tired today!

    <3, Pamela
    sequinsandseabreezes.blogspot.com

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  11. ah sounds like a super fun weekend!

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  12. So much fun! Please tell me you listened to "Bachelorette Party"!!!

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  13. My liver is quivering for you. The after party limo shot is the best! Looks like you came, you saw, you conquered!

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  14. This looks like a damn blast! I might be a little jealous. The after shot in the limo is amazing. You guys look worn out. Which was the goal right!

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  15. hahaha blow job shots are the worst. for my bachelorette, the bartender used an extra large shot glass with a really wide rim, extra whipped cream and then he sat on top of the bar and put the shot glass on his lap. that aftermath shot is hilarious!! glad you had such a great time :)

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  16. Looks like a fabulous time, girlfriend!! :) :) That steak, oh my goodness - looks so yummy!!! And the dessert - you ate well, my friend!! Xo

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  17. Glad you had an amazing time :) Certainly looks like lot of fun! :)
    If you'd like to follow each other, just let me know. xx Maja

    http://modern-muffin.blogspot.com/

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  18. That looks like so much fun! Especially the delish looking dinner. I can't wait for my bachelorette party :)

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