So let's get started....
+ I've been mournng The Mindy Project for weeks and it's FINALLY back! I couldn't handle the withdrawals anymore. I laughed myself to tears.
+ I participated in a 90-minute warrior power boxing class and wanted to punch the trainer in the face when he said "only 10 more rounds." Freaking kidding me? Do you see the puddle of sweat around my bag? A baby duck could swim in it! Sweating for the wedding, bitches.
+ People who think leggings are pants. This one never gets old. I don't care if you have an ass and legs of steel, YOU CANNOT WEAR LEGGINGS AS PANTS. If I can see the curvature of your ass, that is NOT okay. Don't make me throw up my latte.
+ I just saw Frozen and the soundtrack has been playing nonstop in my car with the windows down...and no there aren't any children in the car to make this mildly acceptable at my age...sorry not sorry.
+ I didn't even finish ONE book last month...this is a problem. I have to start chopping away at my stack of books...or should I say STACKS of books...I'm such a book hoarder. I blame the wedding planning.
+ I'm starting to hate Facebook. My newsfeed is now filled with baby announcements, birth play-by-plays and more baby news. Sure a few photos are fine, but since I'm constantly being bugged about starting a family of my own, it makes me want to scream. Since when did 26 start to mean that my ovaries are drying up any day now? I've got time...I'm still too busy saying "fuck" whenever I want and drinking one too many glasses of wine in the safety of my own home without having to worry about anyone else.
+ I'm really happy I didn't waste nine years of my life watching How I Met Your Mother....from all of the moaning and groaning about the finale, I wouldn't have been happy and there is nothing worse than a bad ending.
+ The wedding is 30 days away and I found out that I needed to find a replacement officiant. Thank sweet baby Jesus that I have some connections to make this all possible so I don't crawl into the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.
+ I just read that freakin' O-Town (the D-list of boy bands) is reuniting....NSYNC COME ON ALREADY.
+ I pretty much cried when I found out that Chelsea Handler is not going to renew her contract with E! after nine glorious years of Chelsea Lately.
+ I get too much of a kick out of celebrity gossip....and Kim Kardashian's cry face. I always knew that elephants were the greatest.
+ It's my dad's birthday and I will forever be a daddy's girl despite me getting married in 30 DAYS. Yes, I said it again. Happy birthday, Daddio!!!
What are you confessing today??