+ I confess that wardrobe malfunctions are the best. Especially when they're unexpected and REALLY bad. Like this one. Thanks Bachelorette. How appropriate it being hump day at all. (get it? hump day? camels? camel...okay yeah you get it.) But seriously ABC, this is quite a sad grasp to raise your ratings. You can't tell me NO ONE noticed that hoof in between her legs before going on camera. If you look really fast it doesn't even look like she's wearing pants!
+ I confess that now my bff is about to graduate nursing school, I'm one of THOSE people who insist on treating her like WebMD on demand. I suddenly got violently ill the other day at work and my first reaction was to text her to make sure I wasn't dying. I hope she gets used to this.
+ I confess that I love how Northwestern's Medill School of Journalism effed up their graduates' diplomas with a misspelling when they automatically fail a class for doing such things. #embarrassing #journocredruined
+ I confess that while other people might think what Sting did was a dick move by saying that he wasn't going to give any of his money to his kids down the line, I think it's smart to want your kids responsible for their own success in life. However...giving them $1 million each out of his $305 million fortune isn't asking for TOO much.
+ I confess that the hubs and I argued with each other as to whether peanut butter M&Ms or Reese's Pieces were better. You think you know a person! Clearly peanut butter M&Ms are. (The ones in the orange bag, not to be confused with peanut M&Ms). Then he decided to completely insult my top snack choices. He didn't know what Take 5s were either. This is what happens on G-chat mid-afternoon. We're all about having important discussions in a mature fashion.
+ I confess that I got way too excited over the Saved by the Bell's Lifetime movie that is a tell-all as to what went on behind-the-scenes of the TV show based on Dustin Diamond's (Screech) book, Behind The Bell. However I'm mildly upset over who is playing Zack Morris (one of my first celeb crushes ever). Those eyebrows have to go. Now.
+ I confess that while I love running for charity, the swag they offer helps me determine whether or not I'll sign up for that particular race over another one. I know I'm an awful person. But if you're going to charge me $60 to run myself to death, I better get a fancy tech shirt and a bib with my name on it. Or an awesome post race party with food.
+ I confess that I'm an email hoarder. I have 1,961 emails in my inbox and I convince myself that I need to keep them as a reference. Also, I'm too lazy to actually go through them all now.
+ I confess that I still haven't mailed in my application to the social security office to legally change my name because well, I just have so much going on. Also, I fear that my application will get lost in the mail since umm the government. I'd love to just go to the office myself but of course their hours are from fricken 9am-3pm. Really? Those were my hours in elementary school. Grow the eff up, government entities. I'll give you a cookie? Some peanut butter M&Ms?
+ I confess that one of my biggest pet peeves is when you say "hi" to someone in the hallway or passing by and they clearly hear you...and ummm they keep on walking and say nothing back. Ummm rude?
Confessions aside, I would REALLY like some kind of answer to some aspect in my life sometime soon. There are so many questions up in the air right now it's enough to make me go nuts. I.e. a house, career, what will happen in OITNB? But seriously, instead of banging my head against a wall...